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Κυριακή 25 Ιανουαρίου 2009

Twilight !

I saw this movie a couple of days ago and I cannot restrain myself from writting something here!
Allright, if you are over 14 and you 've enjoyed it you MUST go to a doctor (any kind will be suffice) and ask for the worst punishment.
I am starting to get used to the hype of how gorgeous this guy is (by young girls under 14) or how many kilos of romance this movie had, but enough!!!!!
I found the story shallow, the direction horrible and the actors - "beautiful" (can't say anything more - it is obvious that when they were trying to really act, somebody was hitting them with a stick). Having been a vampire movie fan for quite a long I was expecting much more from such a movie. And I didn't find anything. Nor the lukewarm vampires, neither the "California beach surfer boyz" vampires that were a disgrace to a wonderful myth and tradition of Transylvania.
Highlights of the movie??
"Oh, I can't go out to the light..." - and we are waiting the most horrible, special effects packed scene of burning flesh and screams...
but the guy gets under the sun and !!!
he shines! (yeah, with glitter dust and he is soooo embarrashed).
I may be too cruel with a vampire movie targeted to audiences around the age of 10 and indeed these poor creatures, the actors, still have a bright future.
But this is my subjective grading and this movie was a failure to my "vampire movie" taste:
3/10 (because the director restrained himself from using real surfers and silicon bimbos to attract even bigger audience)

Hate me as much as you enjoy...
see ya soon

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