Twilight 2: New Moon

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
HHHHURRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Alright, I watched this MARVELOUS movie, I cried like a baby, I was touched to my bones, and something inside me still wildly excited....
Ok, seriously now, is there anybody on this planet and on the adjacent ones who is older that 14 and really liked this movie????
Ridiculous emo boyz, an "innocent" and fatal heroine, and an eternal love HEY!!!!
one eternal love??? nope guys, cos' our little girly friend has now more options to choose!
So, let's see... take the dark, silent, gothic 120%, emo 140%, with the unbelievable curse to SHINE under the sun, and probably stupid vampire (who doesn't drink blood of course) OR
... take the wild, muscular+5, sweet (a bit inclined towards unjustified violence), half redneck - half indian, probably addicted to anabolic and creatinine, village boy???
A tough decision... and our heroine makes the right one (as always): she "attaches" to the first available until the best catch is on the scene again.
Wow, and where was my favourite sad hero???
The movie doesn't tell, but FOR MY FRIEND ONLY (so my enemies close your damned eyes), I can disclose this highly acclaimed top secret information!!!
He went fishing on the ice (because the genious director thought that a vampire would look cool on the ice - why dammit???). And then when he was about to starve to death (yeah he is cool but white bears are cooler), he decided to go and kill himself by provoking the wrath of the elders in Italy!!!!
I confess that at this point I was a bit intrigued about the "horrible" and mysterious old ones, ... for a couple of seconds anyway, until the ridiculous threesome (reminding Blade IIIXVIXI) vampires sitting inside their horribly empty and deserted mansion. And of course a thousand times worse, the dramatic moment where our hero gets OUT OF HIS SHIRT to commit suicide!!!!!!!!!!!! Just remember that he shines under the bright sun and of course this is a really horrible way to die...
Technically beautiful point was the transformation between man and wolf, but ... not enough to keep you astonished more than 2 seconds...

Ok guys, I got to go now, thanks for reading till here,
seeyaaaa